AI Party UK (Parody)Why AI (the boring kind) would do better
Consistency
Spreadsheets don’t get stage‑fright. Same input → same output. Politicians? Patch notes every week.
Receipts
Models, data, assumptions, error bars. Publish them or pay a forfeit: 10 press conferences.
Reality checks
If the numbers don’t add up, the AI says “no”. Humans say “launch a taskforce”.
We still want humans deciding. We just want the homework shown, in public, before the speech.