AI Party UK (Parody)Labour Lore: a very serious timeline*
*Not serious. Based on real milestones reported in the news and official docs; presented here with jokes.
2024–25 — Keir Starmer becomes Prime Minister (July 2024). Housebuilding target announced (1.5 million homes). Green plan re‑scoped. Tuition fee pledge? Shelved earlier. “Strong foundations” everywhere.
PM since 2024
Career path: lawyer → DPP → MP → Labour leader → PM. The sensible route.
Green plan edits
£28bn investment pledge… resized. We call this the ‘shrinkflation budget’.
Tuition fees
Original “abolish” energy now graded “see me after class”.
Sources are public (manifesto PDFs, gov.uk, reputable news). This page is satire, not a briefing.