AI Party UK (Parody)Manifesto Remix (with extra spreadsheets)
Clean power
GB Energy exists in our fan‑fiction with a big on/off switch labelled “No U‑turns”.
Homes
AI proposes a live tracker: approvals per week, completions per month, “grey belt” consumed, arguments per minute.
NHS
Weekend surgical hubs, transparent wait lists, and a swear‑jar for ministers who say “world‑class”.
Migration
Measure outcomes, not speeches: backlog down? decisions faster? removals lawful? Publish the chart or it didn’t happen.
Tax & growth
Run the models; publish the sensitivity. If a promise depends on vibes, label it as vibes.
Foreign policy
Two principles: be boring; bring data. “Strategic ambiguity” renamed “we’ll get back to you”.